The Wicker Man (2006)
US (dir. Neil LaBute)
Cast: Christa Campbell, Diane Delano, Ellen Burstyn
Synopsis: When California Highway Patrol officer Edward Malus investigates the disappearance of his former fiancée’s daughter on a remote Pacific Northwest island, he finds that nothing is what it seems. The place has its own traditions, and its secretive people observe a forgotten way of life. They also ridicule Edward’s investigation, insisting that the missing child never existed–or was no longer alive. In his efforts to unravel the island’s closely held secrets, Edward is drawn into a web of ancient traditions and murderous deceit, and each step he takes closer to the lost child brings him one step closer to the unspeakable. And, one step closer to The Wicker Man.
Review: Utter crap. Don’t waste your time/money. Go see the original instead, there’s no way it can be as bad as this film abortion. To spare you the agony of ever watching this movie, take a look at this compilation of “best of” footage courtesy of “actor” Nicolas Cage…